[This is a Harry. This is a moody Harry. This is a moody Harry with an aching body, trying to clear up half a forest by himself. He's already spent all the last two days trying, with varying levels of success, to fix the damage caused in the fights. Just because nobody else seems to be doing it]

I want it to be known that I hate you all. Especially ( Read more... )

Hey, guys.

It's come to my attention that lots of people think it's funny to rip up the village. Just as a warning, next person I see running around blowing stuff up or biting people is gonna get the business end of this staff [Waves it in front of the crow's eye] shoved down their throat. And then I will pour fire down it. Or maybe you'd prefer ( Read more... )

...FUCK!

Where the hell is my coat?

[He waves one of Razzat's guns at the crow]

This is NOT my coat. Nor is this my gun. MY GUN WAS IN MY COAT POCKET! MY CHALK WAS IN MY COAT POCKET! I NEEDED THAT!

Fuck, I was so close to a lead. I was just going to run a tracking spell, I found an unfamiliar blood trace and everything, I could have tested it then but ( Read more... )